I'm Officially Funny

YOU ARE HIGHLY FUNNY

You Are Funny And You Have A Great Sense Of Humor And It Helps That You Have A Bubbly And Interesting Personality And Theres Never A dull Moment With You Around.

YaY me xD

xD

I disuruh take this test by Huiqing xD
so i took it and i got this

I'm Belle.
You are the people princess, able to identify with all those around you. You are brave, independent and harbor no ill will towards any human beings or inanimate objects. You level of compassion for others allows you to see beyond their physical exterior to the inner beauty within. Your true love prince, albeit hunky, will only reveal himself in due time. You're Belle! xDDDDDD

Emo Assassin

To show my hate for emos, I have created a an assassins pic to "help" them CUT themselves when they are emo-ing =D


To all those emos out there, noneed to thank me ;)

Saw 4

Woke up at 11.oo. Nobody was home. So ate n used com till 2.00 lidat. Then my both my bros came back then my big bro left to his frens' hse. Then abt 3 lidat my second bro's(Yuvan) fren came n we sat down to watch SAW 4. Jigsaw was back n better than ever(eventhough he was dead) He being dead and still being able to set those traps is soo cool. So movie the movie starts with john a.k.a jigsaw dead. He's being autopsied by two doctors and they find another tape... INSIDE his body *gasp* So he says in the tape tat eventhough he's dead, the game will continue. In fact, this is the beginning. The movie is even more gruesome and gory than Saw 3! *double gasp* So this movie is about why jigsaw became jigsaw.

John a.k.a Jigsaw

Jigsaw's Puppet


New Torture Machine in Saw 4 =O


and the famous, Venus
Flytrap (your head goes
"pop!" if u don't open it
in 120 seconds.)

P.S : Hope no one gets inspired by Jigsaw and does his work here in M'sia.. xD

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Now playing: Plies Ft. Akon - Hypnotized
via FoxyTunes

Congratulations Daenavan, you are 81% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...


Michael Jackson!

How Un-Malaysian Are You?

Another boring day with a bit of fun here and there

Me n my cuzins were playing Monopoly when LimHerng came to my house at about 4.30 lidat. Then Limherng say wanna go midvalley but i too lazy say go mmorpg play CS(since limherng said that he was TOO pro d *pfft*). So my cuzin sister's boy fren dropped us at mmo then limherng got high wen he saw a guy watchin sumthing naughty naughty in the cc. So v started playin CS then i was the Counter Terrorist n lim took Terrorist. Lim lost like shit n the score was,

Me = Frags 29 Deaths 5

Lim = Frags 5 Deaths 29

xD

So after that we played Fifa 07 n i won agnst him first match n was a bit too careless n he won me in penalties in the second match >.> After that, hungry so went to 7eleven. Lim bought an instant noodle n i bought an instant porridge. While making the noodle n porridge we made a big mess on the noodle/porridge making place (watever u call it). Lim took two slurpy cups n put his retainers in one then the other was of no use neway (duno y we took it.. weird) So after successfully making my porridge n lim's instant noodle we left n suddenly that fat cashier stopped us n said we were suppose to pay for the slurpy cups =.= he charged 1.50 for each cup n a cup of small slurpy oni costs 1.40.. imagine that, fat bastard =.= neway i didnt pay, lim did =D

So we decided to walk back home then v were talkin playin would you rather ____ this person or that person coz we were damn bored. Then wen were walkin through taman jaya, d place was damn dark so lim gt scared. Then i started tellin him some fake story tat 3 ppl died mysteriously near the lake n stuff n lim was soo scared i tot he would have pissed xD while walkin we saw this place where there was light then,

look ontop, there's another head ontop my head.. hehehe

and lim lookin at the light.. hantu!

Proof Of Human Stupidity

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11.Only in America.....Will you go to a restaurant in sea world and ask for band aids and get mayonnaise

EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

------------------ In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) (OK, It was supposed to be translated as " to be used for intended use only" basically what it means is don't use your food processor as a wood chipper people. lol)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

LMAO saw this on funny.com too

BORING

I was soooooo bored i created a blog.. Imagine that. Well now that i've created a blog i guess i have to say sumthing abt my day eh? so i woke up at 1.00 =D n straight go bathe then go makan roti canai. Then went sit in front com n my bro showed me this site, www.funny.com n there were some freakin funny pics. To me, these were the funniest of em,




P.S : Gotta try the second one on Mr.Song xD